The bites don’t bother me I take it as a sign of love, I am the chosen one. The bugs always tend to gravitate towards me and my sweet bountiful juicy nectar blood. I have found a solution to the problem called bed bugs I will accept them learn their culture assimilate and join them. I will eventually become bed bug king then my world conquest will officially begin. Maian has two bites now from me. Maian asked will she be my bed bug queen I told her yea sure but not without my bed bug prenup. I got free food and free travel from here on out good bye human world.

Below you will see me practicing being a bed bug. I’ve got a bed bug test in order to become a bed bug.