Phuket, a beachy town filled with tourists, bars, and ladyboys, lots of ladyboys, no seriously tons of ladyboys. There may be more ladyboys than real boys. This is where I celebrated my 25th birthday.
After a grueling bus ride from Bangkok, we arrived to a so called bus station, that wasn’t anywhere near Patong (where the beach is). Every worker their told us we needed to be at another bus terminal to get there and our best option was to take a taxi. “Take taxi, take taxi” this seems to be their mantra to tourists they think are naive. The taxi drivers charge 200% more than the bus and claims there is no bus. Hold on, let’s think for a moment, I see native thai people here traveling, how do they get to the other bus terminal? I doubt they pay taxi drivers and if they do it’s not going to be the rate they’d like to charge us…. Daniel and I bump into two English girls who are also traveling and who have fallen in the same predicament. We look around and spot a bus that looks more like a truck but instead of a bed it had a metal frame with wooden floor beams and wooden rails painted pink. I asked where it was going and was told it was going to Phuket town and from there we can catch another bus to Patong. The fare was better than the taxi, and we were dropped off at the beach.
Our hotel however, was not at the beach, it was another 30 minute walk in the grueling sun with our bags, uphill, to our hotel. This seems to be a common theme with the both of us. We’ve walked so much on our journey that a 30 minute walk doesn’t seem to phase us anymore. I miss Europe and their trains.
Our hotel was The Wave Hotel and seemed to be a popular destination for Russians. I think we were the only non Russian people there apart from the staff. But the room was clean and cold, perfect for the hot Thai weather.
Our first venture after a nice cold shower was the beach. The beach was filled with tourists and people relentlessly trying to sell the odd knickknack, along with sunglasses, beer, henna tattoos, swimsuits, hats, threading, and a very strange wooden elephant bowl that morphed into a statue. The sellers do not take no for an answer the first time, it’s only after saying no five plus times that they understand you don’t want to buy anything. And after one leaves another person comes selling something else.
The water was clear and warm, the best we’ve felt so far on our travels.
And the Asian games were being hosted in Phuket, so after our swim, just a few meters away we walked to watch the competitions.
During the evening hours Phuket changed. Restaurants that were empty during the day became packed at night. There were street vendors selling every kind of pancake and your usual street vendors selling the unidentifiable meat at a very low price. This was the hour that the lady boys came out to play, and a lot of them are very pretty. At almost every bar there was a ladyboy dancing on the bar top. As you walk the streets taking it all in your constantly bombarded by the pop sounds made followed by “ping pong show, come see ping pong show…” Something Thailand is known for.
This seemed to be the theme for the next few nights. During the day we booked excursions, we went white river rafting, zip lining, to the monkey caves and we got to ride elephants, my least favorite part, I felt so terribly bad for riding them, we also swam in a waterfall. And during the evening hours we hung out with Gabriel and Isaiah from Singapore, and the occasional Russian from our hotel.
We decided while in Phuket, that we should become certified scuba divers, so that we could prepare for the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, plus it was cheaper to do in Thailand. It was an amazing experience.
My birthday was about to roll around, and I had mentioned to Daniel that I didn’t want anything special, just a nice dinner. It’s the morning of and our hotel phone rings, Daniel picks up and says that he thinks there was a mistake in the dates for pickup to go scuba diving and says he’ll sort it out. He leaves the room and returns five minutes later with breakfast. Breakfast in bed was how my birthday started. We then got ready for the day and Daniel again surprises me with a fish bath. Where all the fish eat away at the dead skin cells on your feet. It was a very strange feeling but a great experience. I convinced Daniel to join me.
He then guided me to where he told me that I’m getting an hour long massage, and as I got my massage he left and told me to meet him back at the hotel. After my massage I met Daniel in the lobby of the hotel and he said that my pampering isn’t done and I then was surprised to a manicure and pedicure. But that wasn’t all, I return to the hotel room only to find hundreds of flowers all over the room! I absolutely love flowers! And I would be surprised with a bouquet from Daniel often in the states but I wasn’t expecting any on this trip. Dinner is rolling around and we go out to eat on the main strip. After dinner Daniel asks me to pick a number 10-25 I answered with 10. He then tells me that he has one more surprise and tells me to wait for a few minutes. He returns and we walk on the beach, and before I know it, there are ten lanterns that were to be released in the night sky! As we watched the lanterns float up into an abyss and become one with the moon I’m surprised again by videos of both of our families wishing me a happy birthday! BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!






























































































































































































































































































